You don't have a disease, you're just a fucking loser.

I read recently that obesity is now considered a disease and so is smoking. In my eyes this merely reflects the utter weakness of modern society. These things are not diseases. Diabetes is a disease. Cancer is a disease. Obesity is your body's manifestation of a lifetime of sloth and gluttony. Smoking is just a bad habit.

If you don't know, in this day and age, that smoking is bad for you then you might as well just wrap your mouth around the tailpipe of a car. Stay there a minute, I'll throw it in reverse. And if you're one of those douchebags that whines about how you want to quit every time you light up then you're an even bigger pussy than anyone has given you credit for up until now. DON'T FUCKING LIGHT UP THEN! Would you like me to stomp you all over the floor and have to listen to me complain the whole time about how I really don't want to be doing it? Of course not, because we both know that would be bullshit, just like you not wanting to light that cigarette. If you want to smoke, smoke, I don't give a shit. Just don't pretend you don't want to be doing it or that quitting is any harder than just not having a smoke instead of having one.

And obesity, well, holy shit. Obese people are the biggest pile of weaklings there is. There may be a few exceptions here and there but for every great athlete who happens to be a fat fuck, there are 50 more who got that way sitting on their ass elbow deep in a bag of chips for years at a time if not decades. It's disgusting when these sloppy pieces of shit want us to feel sorry for them because of what they've made themselves into. I had one tell me once that I should try and use the word "heavy" because the word "fat" is offensive. Offensive to who?! I'm not offended by it at all. If fat people don't want to be made fun of for being fat maybe they should try not being fat. Try eating five meals a day instead of seventeen for a start. Try taking the fucking stairs. I don't give a shit when fat peoples' feelings get hurt; want to know why? Because they're fat. Simple as that, fuckheads. Maybe I'm an asshole but at least I'm not a fat asshole. Fuck you, lardass.

Calling these things diseases is a cop out to the real problem. A generation is going to grow up unhealthy as fuck before they even finish high school and they'll all think it's okay because they're just suffering from diseases that could have happened to anybody. Well nobody told you to buy that first pack of cigarettes and nobody forced you to keep your punk ass parked on the couch playing video games your entire childhood instead of playing outside. These are weaknesses. Admit it to yourself and move on. Don't make it anybody else' problem by dressing it up as a disease.

Comfortable, fuckface?