I'm trying to imagine the kind of nerd who would pay money for this. He'd have to be too old to have been a kid during the ninja turtle craze of the 90s if he'd give a shit to collect Star Trek stuff. And if he collects Star Trek stuff he's probably a creepy virgin in his 60s. The type who never played any sports as a kid and avoided fistfights his whole life so he has no concept physicality in real life. Guys like that entertain fantasies of aggressively fucking women they never talked to in real life and kicking the shit out of guys who never talked to them in real life. Yes, I think it's safe to say that if you ever see this display on anyone's shelf, you are in immediate danger and need to arm yourself right away. Back out and call the cops when you're a safe distance away. At least it wasn't from The Next Generation Star Trek. That was, if anything, one hundred times gayer.
I'm trying to imagine the kind of nerd who would pay money for this. He'd have to be too old to have been a kid during the ninja turtle craze of the 90s if he'd give a shit to collect Star Trek stuff. And if he collects Star Trek stuff he's probably a creepy virgin in his 60s. The type who never played any sports as a kid and avoided fistfights his whole life so he has no concept physicality in real life. Guys like that entertain fantasies of aggressively fucking women they never talked to in real life and kicking the shit out of guys who never talked to them in real life. Yes, I think it's safe to say that if you ever see this display on anyone's shelf, you are in immediate danger and need to arm yourself right away. Back out and call the cops when you're a safe distance away.
ReplyDeleteAt least it wasn't from The Next Generation Star Trek. That was, if anything, one hundred times gayer.