I've been trying to avoid reading or watching anything about this cartoonist ordeal that happened in France recently. Mostly because I know that whatever opinion I form on it is going to be "wrong" and not politically correct. Partially because honestly I just don't give that much of a shit. But I care about less and less all the time.

What I do know is this: people get what's coming to them. How long now has everybody known that Muslims don't like it when satirists and cartoonists fuck with Islam? And how long have we known that fundamentalist extremists will take things to an extreme level when you piss them off? Terrorist groups have been letting it be known for a long time now that if you fuck with their values and beliefs, they'll fuck with you. This newspaper in France thought they were going to be ballsy and print whatever the fuck they wanted anyhow. Well, harsh as it may, they got what they were promised for it. Simple as that.

I actually wonder now if this particular cartoonist is going to become an Atheist martyr and more "satirical" newspapers will start challenging the terrorist groups to come after them by printing insults for the rest of us to apparently laugh at. Hey, I say do what you're going to do because truthfully, when people I don't know and probably wouldn't like in real life get shot or blown up, I'm not really that affected by it. So GIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we've got assholes like Bill Maher saying that satirists should be able to make fun of anyone they want because that's what freedom of speech is for. Is it? Is that really what freedom of speech is for? To make fun of people? I don't know. But I don't know much. I know that Bill Maher strikes me as the type of pussy who would beg for his life if you so much as shoved him into a chair. He and the rest of his like-minded satirists definitely should exercise their freedom of speech and keep picking on people who will come back with serious violence in retribution. As a matter of fact I'm all for that now that I think about it.

I could be totally wrong here but I imagine the workplace environment of a satirical newspaper to be a bunch of office fags. Geeks. People who lacked the necessary skill set to fit in as children and were most likely picked on for it. Now they disguise their bitterness as humour. And that's fine. But there are consequences in real life and the consequences in this case are no secret. They've been well known for a long time. If these satirists are going to keep doing what they do, they'll need to accept those consequences and adjust their own lifestyles to reflect that. Better get yourself a carry permit and learn how to use a weapon because there are people in the demographic you've chosen here to make the rest of us laugh at who won't eat your shit without spitting some back in your face. And if these satirists are willing to accept those consequences then good for them. Make all the jokes and cartoons you want. But if they're going to act like little bitches every time they get physically attacked and expect us all to demand that an entire culture disband its faith over it, then they can fuck right off.

If some little square motherfucker who thought he was funny and clever wouldn't stop making jokes about me despite numerous warnings and threats, I'd sooner or later make good on one of those threats and punch the little shit in the jaw. That's how real life works. But if he didn't mind getting punched in the jaw once in a while or grew enough balls that I actually start thinking twice before throwing that next punch for fear of eating one or two myself, then I guess I'd have to live with being a public mockery. That's also how life works. Fuck around, get fucked up.

I think both sides are fucked here. The sooner this civilization collapses on itself the better.

Geeks are lame

A lot of geeks like to whine about how they were allegedly persecuted as children for being smart. That's ridiculous. It's geek propaganda. Meant to make you feel sorry for them while at the same time being in awe of their self-proclaimed intellectual superiority. As a whole, they're actually no smarter than any other social demographic and contrary to apparent popular belief, no one ever got beat up for being smart.

Nobody ever got beat up for watching Star Trek or reading comic books either. If you were genuinely a geek, trust me, nobody gave a flying fuck what your interests or hobbies were. Never mind judging you for them. Lots of people like science fiction and fantasy, not just geeks. Just like lots of people find technology fascinating and cool. Lots of people did homework and studied for exams. None of this "smart" shit was the exclusive domain of geeks and it doesn't even make sense that anyone could ever be bothered beating somebody up for any of it.

Geeks get beat up because they're lame. They're so chickenshit and fucked in the head that they'd literally rather wait for someone or something to come and rescue them from a beatdown than simply hit back like any regular person. That or they're so physically weak that hitting back doesn't even matter. And help rarely comes. The people kicking your ass weren't stupid enough to do it where anyone who might do something about it was likely to be around or looking. You think teachers give a shit about the kid that gets beat up every day? They've got better things to do. Grow some balls and put in your own work. You got beat up because you were a pussy. And nobody cared because you were ugly, awkward and weak. In other words, socially unacceptable. Unnecessary at the very least. When you weren't getting picked on you were probably invisible. Beatings are the only attention a lame ass chickenshit wimp can hope to generate.

So next time you think you were picked on because all the big, dumb jocks were jealous of your bad ass brains, think again. You're not even all that bright.

Taken at a GWAR show about a month ago. That's me at the very left. 

The most ruthless mosh pit I've ever been in.

Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs were hunted to extinction during the ice age. Their meat lasted for generations and thus, farming was born. Humans were able to eventually reproduce comfortably and in large numbers while all that was left were small, relatively uninteresting specimens. There were legendary hunters in those days. Giant killers. Men of renown. The skill of destruction was prized above all else. The technology involved was at its peak. Civilization was built around the value of meat. Great chefs were admired and looked upon with awe. Magical. Almost frightening in a way. They were treated like royalty but kept as slaves. A man could be kidnapped for his ability with a barbecue. Massive pits of oil were produced from the cooking that have lasted to this day.

"intelligence"

Intelligence has lost most of its value in this day and age. It becomes very difficult to find anything genuine in it anymore. It's just another claim. So many self-proclaimed smart people are nothing more than the equivalent of that pussy who hung around with the tough guys back in the 90s and demanded that all the geeks recognise him as tough. All the while never really proving himself to either side. People consider each other smart now by comparing who and what they agree with. It's not about individual efficiency of thought or creativity by any means. It's definitely not about imagination as that's been getting systematically stamped out for some time now. All you have to do is Like the same shit that other allegedly smart people are Liking and you're in. Better yet, just make fun someone or some group for being stupid and get as many people as you can to agree with you. Boom, you just became smart. Never mind education. Just publicly Like the school you would have ideally gone to if you were actually smart and no one will know any different. They won't even think any different. Nobody thinks anymore. Thinking is just something people talk about now. A relic to be appreciated from a bygone age, but never actually indulged in for fear of identifying yourself as the phony that you are.
I've got nothing against actual smart people, but phony smart people need to have their shit kicked out of them. Simple as that.

This genius wouldn't know what to do with himself without his precious tech.

His memes are EPIC!

Hmmm... Is he really a sapiosexual, or does he just have a thing for pretty girls who wear glasses?

Sapiosexual makes him sound way smarter. His profile should reflect that.

Uh-oh, looks like somebody learned how to fight on Youtube.

I'll bet he sure was smart though.

FUCK THE PYRAMIDS

Why aren't we building pyramids right now? With so many people demanding that we all worship the majesty of our modern science and technology what is it that's holding us back from building pyramids of our own? Who decided that all of our buildings should be squares and rectangles? Fuck rectangles! Rectangles are bullshit. You fly a plane into a rectangle and the whole fucking thing comes crashing down. Pyramids are permanent. They last hundreds of thousands of years. Maybe even millions of years. Mind you I also don't understand why terrorists don't attack the great pyramids in Egypt. It might be because they're useless and destroying them would serve no purpose. Who cares? Fuck the pyramids anyway. Maybe they were something cool in a previous civilization where resources were unlimited and there was only one continent. The continents breaking apart probably has a lot to do with humans killing each other over trivial differences in philosophy. We could have been killing each other over things that actually mattered and building permanently solid structures like pyramids that we knew were going to last forever because what's the fucking point of building anything that isn't? People are idiots. They were probably way smarter back then. Less brainwashed anyway. Dinosaur meat was probably good for you. I'd love to eat dinosaurs. Why aren't reptiles growing this big anymore? Are they just not living long enough anymore? I've got too many questions. I'm trying to type as fast as I can think but it's not really working. Typos really piss me off and when I see one I have to fix it straight away. It slows down the flow. Once it stops it can stop for minutes at a time and you might never get it back again. Speaking of pissing me off I think I might beat the shit out of someone soon. I know that I shouldn't but I also know that this story ends the same way every time so it's coming one way or another. I didn't ask to be a sociopath. I don't know. So many people just don't like leaving me the fuck alone. I get the impression sometimes that there are guys who, deep down, really want to get punched out by me out of simple curiosity. I think they really want to find out how long it will take before I do it and how long they're going to last once I do. Whatever. I tried to be a normal person but the world won't let me. I tried to put violence behind me but the truth is I'm actually pretty comfortable with it as a regular part of my life. My foot is slowly getting better. The imbalances in my hips and lower back that come from being one one leg for so many months and then limping since then have left my legs relatively weak. That weakness won't last though. I've been weak before and I've been strong before. I've been back and forth more than once and I have to say honestly that I like strong way better. That preference alone means that eventually I'll be way ahead of the average person again in terms of strength, stamina and speed. It's funny that the average person seems have no idea whatsoever just how weak he is. These guys think they"know how to fight" because, fuck, I don't know, they've seen some good movies or some shit. This is real life though. You can fuck off with your movies. For years I tried to crush any violent thoughts in my mind. I wouldn't let myself daydream about beating the shit out of people around me because I "knew" it was "wrong." I'm not so sure it is anymore though. I never thought it was when I was younger. I used to really enjoy smashing people. It was part of how I expressed myself. Then I got into this mindset that I shouldn't be that way anymore because people don't like being picked on and beat up. As years go by though, it occurs to me more and more that it's them or me. When I'm not fucking with people, people are fucking with me. Then I'm reminded that I spent the majority of my childhood drilling martial arts and working out so that I could be the one doing the fucking and not them. Who the fuck do people think they are? Do you know how disgusting it is to look a person in the eyes whom you know you could kill with your bare hands and just allow them to insult you? Not just that but a person who you don't even have to kill or even knock out. Someone you can literally beat to tears and just throw him around like a rag doll or twist him into a pretzel for as long as you like until it gets boring. See right about now is where I would remind myself that thoughts like this are bullying and bullying is not cool. I'm not doing that anymore. I'd rather let my mind unwind again and let nature take it's course. Somebody wants a round? Give him what he wants. If I was in charge of all this technology I'd be putting up some pyramids. Serious ones. Way bigger than any of the ones that are already up. I might even knock those ones down. I don't give a shit how much space they'd take up or how much resources they would consume. Fuck this planet. I'll happily watch this whole world crumble and burn. I want to see mushroom clouds before I die. I've been waiting for them all my life. And looting looks like fun.

You can't afford to be useless

The absolute worst thing a man can be is useless
You can get by on stupid
You can get by on ugly
But you cannot get by on useless
Not for a moment