There are three basic food groups. Pizza, Wings and Beer. It's important to maintain a balance between all three for optimum results.
First, you've got your pizza.
This waste of flesh is "between girlfriends" at the moment. What else have you two got in common?
Next, you've got your wings.
Caught in the act eating medium wings. He did the right thing.
And last but not least, you've got beer.
There you have it. All the nutritional advice you'll ever need. Don't say I never gave you anything.