Christmas Beatings

I think it would be great to knock somebody out for their Christmas present.

"Merry Christmas..." *BAM!* Straight up blast right to your stupid looking face.

Maybe I'll dress up like Santa Claus and walk through the mall just lighting up kids everywhere I go.

*BAM!* Down you go, son. *BAM!* There's your fuckin' dad too. Thanks for the X-Box.