Thursday, August 8, 2013

Talking Chimps

Countless chimps have been taught to communicate with humans using sign language. They can and will answer questions but no chimp has ever asked any human being a question of any kind. They have no interest in you, your culture, your civilization or your precious science. No respect for anything you hold valuable. Given the chance to evolve any further, they will devour you and leave no trace of humanity's existence. Probably claiming shit like Stonehenge and the Pyramids as their own. They must be stopped now!

1 comment:

  1. Your obsession with chimps is hilarious

    why do you hate them so much?