Saturday, June 18, 2011

More attached to them than he is, huh?

I'm more attached to "them" than he is? I doubt that very much.
This ad was clearly written by a woman.

14 comments:

  1. That's a really, really dumb ad. My dog has been perpetually depressed since we snipped him.

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  2. And yet he'll still be able to build more muscle than you Dray;)

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  3. 26 inch thighs, what's your thigh measurement Rant?

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  4. I saw that ad above a bar urinal on Friday night. It was the stupidest thing I saw that night, and that's saying something because I'd been to a live MMA show earlier that night. A virtual sea of tribal tattoos, shaved heads and camouflage. If I wore as much TapOut shit as this crowd I'd want to be getting paid for the advertising. The group thinned out once they stopped serving beer because of there being too many fights by the concessions.
    My dog is a purebred cocker spaniel. We got him fairly cheap as that breed goes (probably because he's half-retarded) and part of the deal when buying him was that we would get him fixed. That was five years ago and we haven't gotten it done yet. Never going to either. He's dumber than dirt, whiny as Hell and I want to stomp his brain right out of his skull most of the time but I can still think of way more humans who desserve to be castrated.

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  5. HAHAHA, FUCK RIGHT OFF DRAY!!! You've posted your picture dude, there's no way you've got more than about 19 inches on your thighs, not unless you've gained a shit load of fat, HAHAHA!!!! For the record though, just measured my thighs, cold at 27.5 inches. And there's no fat on my thighs! You would look VERY odd having 26 inch thighs with your (i'm guessing from the photo) 13 inch upper arms!!!

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  6. They were actually around 26 inches in that photo I had up. Last year this time they were 23 inches. And my forearms, for the record, were 13 inches cold and 14 inches flexed (also cold, however).

    27.5 inches is a good bet for a troll; just 1.5 inches over. Nevermind that you keep jumping around on measurements- where in the world is it that you always measure weight in stones and distance in inches?

    We chopped our dog because we were living right next to some neighbors whose cat moved in with us, so they hated our guts and tried to call the cops on us repeatedly. It was the law in that area, so we snipped him.

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  7. Sorry Dray, looking at your picture I'm guessing it was just a perspective thing. What I didn't get from your photo was the fact you must be over nine foot tall. For the record, there are many places you can go to learn how to use stones, kilograms, inches, centimetres (or centimeters if you live in retard land) etc. It's called school.

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  8. Wow. HAHAH Glen that was funny.. the MMA people and your "cheap" dog. hahah Weren't you going to get rid of him? My girlfriend has some hairy ass dog, and she spoiled it so bad that it fuckin' shit on the bed while we were sleeping. I'm really reconsidering my relationship with her now.
    Rant/Dray Hahah I beat you both with 28, and that's sayin' something because I'm Asian..lol

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  9. Nice one Abe! Remember though, I could get my legs bigger. You'll always be Asian!!

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  10. And Abe, you made the same mistake as Dray did - you posted your photo on your own page!!

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--d441caYniI/Tci8K-YGBgI/AAAAAAAAADk/b0SqVvKDxII/s1600/2011-05-10_12-29-29_386.jpg

    Nice try though, you and Dray should meet up!

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  11. Rant, of note is the fact that my jeans (the ones I had on in that picture) are 36x30.

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  13. Bruno did an MMA fight, the reactions showed how much inbred is in the crowd.

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  14. Well, look on the bright side: you have a dog, Mac!

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