Sunday, May 8, 2011

My worthless piece of shit dog just bit me.

He stole a piece of Mother's Day cake right off my daughter's plate, snapped at my wife when she tried to put him outside for it, just barely missing her and then bit me when I grabbed him. I tossed him in the backyard and he'll be lucky if I let him back in. He's been pulling shit like this more and more often lately. We're probably going to have to get rid of him soon.
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8 comments:

  1. RantMay 8, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    This short video should help:

    http://www.xhamster.com/movies/628422/more_farts.html

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  2. Glen MacCharlesMay 9, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    That's an attempt at comedic shock value, yes?

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  3. drayMay 9, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    That's an attempt at a witty retort, yes?

    I can tell because I've seen quite a few witty retorts in my time.

    p.s. it's not even the real Rant. How dumb is this guy?

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  4. RantMay 10, 2011 at 3:32 AM

    Dray, have you nothing better to do? Maybe Scouts or something? You should be spending less time typing, more time adding extra mass to those 12 inch biceps of yours, hahahahaha!!!

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  5. drayMay 10, 2011 at 6:23 AM

    Closer to 14 or 15, as my forearms are 14 inches. If you really think that arms are the center of all physique, I'm sorry to hear that you're retarded enough to think anyone at the Olympic games has a worse physique than you.

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  6. RantMay 10, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    Glen you should get Dray back to playgroup, people will be missing him.

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  7. GMay 15, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    Cocker Spaniel if I remember they can go mad.
    Something called cocker rage.
    http://www.thecockerspanielclub.co.uk/rage_syndrome.htm

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  8. UnknownMay 19, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    MacCharles rage will beat cocker rage every time.

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