Friday, October 21, 2011

As much as I thought Hulk Hogan was a shitty wrestler, you could do worse for workout advice.

This asshole used to come out with this big theatrical entrance and, yeah, it was a lot of fun. I liked the character of Hulk Hogan but as a wrestler he was bullshit. He'd win for the first few minutes and then he would get his ass handed to him for like half an hour. Then of course out of nowhere he'd block a few punches, flex a few times and then send buddy into the ropes so he could lift up his leg in a half-assed, lazy, blown up fashion so the other guy could run face first into it. Then he lifts it up again and just falls on him. Wow, what a repertoire! I hated all his matches and hoped he would lose every time.

Still, he was huge back in the '80s and '90s and has forgotten more about lifting weights than you will ever know. And I don't give a shit that he was on steroids either. You could take a bath in steroids and never be that big. Fuck off.

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