He's done more pushups during work than you've done during workouts.
One time some years ago back when Lenny still used to drink heavily and regularly, there was some asshole walking around the bar mouthing off that he could knock anybody out with a headbutt. Lenny went up to him and said, "Yeah? Well why don't you headbutt me?"
So buddy did.
Lenny went downstairs to the bathroom and washed the blood off his face. Then he went back upstairs and demanded to know who the fuck had just headbutted him. When this character came up and said it was him, Lenny punched the living shit out of him for it.
Total dick move.
Hilarious as fuck though.