Thursday, April 10, 2014

Kettlebells have too many rules.

Kettlebells aren't a controlled substance. You can do whatever you want with them. You can walk into a store and buy one without anyone questioning you. Why should you then have to turn around and pay somebody to teach you how to use it? Should you need a fucking license to operate a kettlebell? Then you're supposed to pay somebody again to teach you how to teach someone else. Fuck that. It's a fun toy; fucking play with it.

Same goes for any other type of exercise. Working out is free.

You can work out with a horse if you want to. You don't need anybody's permission.

Monday, April 7, 2014

I just woke up from a dream where all the machines at work ran on punching bags. Fuck, that was cool.