Friday, November 12, 2010

Highland Games is Scottish Kung Fu

Look into it and you'll find that it has a very similar history to Okinawan karate.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

The Polar Ice Caps are Supposed to Melt

Why wouldn't they melt? That's what ice does, it melts. All the glaciers and whatnot that are left over from the ice age weren't always here so what makes anyone think that they should never melt?

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Apparently some of you retards are disappointed.

I keep reading that I should post more "training information" and some of you kids are disappointed that I don't do that anymore. Fuck that. You can just get over it because the last thing I feel like posting about anymore is lifting weights. Do you think that's my job? It's not. I don't make my living in the strength and conditioning field. I don't own a gym, train athletes or sell workout programs. Posting about training and answering people's questions about training was a fun hobby for a few years and goofs like you made it not fun anymore. Once the enjoyment was gone from it I dropped it like the bad habit it was, simple as that. Some of you dipshits seem to think that people like me exist solely for the purpose of helping you to get stronger. The truth is I could give a rat's ass if any of you get stronger or don't get stronger anymore. It makes no difference to me as I've washed my hands it. There are plenty of schmucks online who can't seem to talk about anything but working out so go leech off of one of them.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

If I was going to wear superhero underwear I think it would be Wonder Woman.

I think that way if I was ever so hungover that I crapped myself it would be kind of like taking a giant shit right on her chest.

There you go.