Sober I think he might still have a little something left in him and he might actually have a chance at beating me. However, with a six pack in each of us that might, at the very least, even us out because I don't think he drinks very much. At 12 each I'll just smash him right through the fucking floor because he'll be drunk as fuck and I'll just be getting warmed up. After 24 beers apiece he's got no chance at all. He'll be wasted at that point while I'll be rocking a half-decent buzz. I might even be able to knock him out with just one shot this week. Or put him down with one anyway, then I'll just drop the knees on him while he wonders where he is.
After week four it gets tricky. I'm not sure how many more beers I can drink past 24 because I don't ever count them. I do know I can keep going though but I doubt old Chuck Norris has got the endurance. Maybe we'll start adding shots to the mix after that. Or joints. Or both. I'll also be so fucking drunk that I'll probably want to start smoking cigarettes again. How are we going to factor that in?
Needless to say, you can see that this show is still only in its early development stages.
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